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posted on Jul 09
Via swampmermaids
  

"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

59,332 notes
posted on Jul 08
Via jchastaineds
  
Tagged as: #landscapes 
277 notes
posted on Jul 08
Via nursingmemes
  
nursingmemes:

You got an inhaler?

nursingmemes:

You got an inhaler?

19,443 notes
posted on Jul 08
Via horsesornothing
  
freddythefandomhorse:

My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.

freddythefandomhorse:

My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.

10,606 notes
posted on Jul 08
Via cleolinda
  

cleolinda:

;will graham, the patron saint of all strays —

The only posts Tumblr even bothers recommending for me are Hannibal, Hugh Dancy, Will Graham, and Will Graham’s dogs. I do sometimes post dogs that don’t belong to Will Graham, you know.

23,680 notes
posted on Jul 07
Via itrhymeswithalayne
  
Finally, this is a series about us [women]. -Kate Mulgrew
Tagged as: #oitnb 

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

Tagged as: #bridesmaids 
48,091 notes
posted on Jul 07
Via fylgjas
  
jewmancentipede:

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

jewmancentipede:

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

40,100 notes
posted on Jul 07
Via sugarbooty
  

kelsium:

You can tell a girl she’s smart her whole life, encourage her in school, buy her a chemistry set, send her to math camp, help her apply for college scholarships in STEM fields, and she’s still eventually going to walk into a classroom, a lab, or a job interview and have some man dismiss her existence, deny her funding, pass her over for a promotion, or take credit for her work. How about you work on getting those assholes out of power and quit telling me not to call girls pretty.

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posted on Jul 07
Via 2ifbifrost
  

2ifbifrost:

vodkatiny:

2ifbifrost:

TRAINERS ARE SUCH NERDS

you literally cannot leave us alone with anything. if it eats, it trains

god this is so delightful

the fucking belly rubs

And the trainer’s face in the preview is how I picture most of us when on the subject of training rofl.

Man tho I love how whenever you start really training any animal, you start seeing such a radical change in your perception of them and their capabilities. It reminds me of that video of the dancing sea lion, and how people just assumed non-human mammals were incapable of beat induction until they bothered to try and teach it to one. Animals are brilliant.

it kills me when she tells him good boy, like the shark fucking cares, but she’s just so pleased and affectionate to this swimming little hunk of cartilage 

my very favorite part of training, above all, is the way you learn and get to know that individual animal. What they like, what are their preferred reinforcers, what behaviors are easy and what are hard, what times and situations they work the best in. Just all the little nuances of getting to know them.

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

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posted on Jul 03
Via secretandroid
  

kecky:

roachpatrol:

did you know you can read all the animorphs right now

i knew this but in case my followers did not know this

Tagged as: #animorphs 
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posted on Jun 29
Via notactuallycute
  
thepurplegrapefruit:

chewpacabruh:

xekstrin:

ecdysozoa:

adriofthedead:

taschaface:

abloodymess:

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

me as a bat


I’m in love with this bat


"fuck it, good enough."

oh my god

Im sorry to burst you guys’s bubble but if a bat is on the ground, acting lethargic (like seen here) He is almost surely infected with rabies
If you see a bat on the ground NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER GO NEAR IT AND NEVER NEVER EVER NEVER LET YOUR PETS EVEN SO MUCH AS SNIFF IT
BATS CAN BE VERY AGGRESSIVE WHEN RABID
YOUR ANIMALS MIGHT WANT TO EAT IT
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS REMOVE ALL ANIMALS FROM THE SITUATION AND CALL YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL FOR THEM TO COME GET IT
most rabid animals will not foam at the mouth and display the stereotypical behavior that people associate with rabies
Rabid bats are a huge problem in many southern states in the USA and are responsible for hundreds of pet deaths every year
 If you see any wild mammal acting overly aggressive, disoriented, or showing a unexplained lack of fear towards humans, call animal control immediately
Only mammals can get rabies; birds, fish, reptiles and amphibians do not. Most cases of rabies occur in wild animals — mainly skunks, raccoons, bats, coyotes, and foxes
Sorry for the rant this is just REALLY REALLY important
Ive lost animals to Rabies like this before
Please please spread this and save pet owners a great deal of heartache

thepurplegrapefruit:

chewpacabruh:

xekstrin:

ecdysozoa:

adriofthedead:

taschaface:

abloodymess:

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

me as a bat

I’m in love with this bat

"fuck it, good enough."

oh my god

Im sorry to burst you guys’s bubble but if a bat is on the ground, acting lethargic (like seen here) He is almost surely infected with rabies

If you see a bat on the ground NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER GO NEAR IT AND NEVER NEVER EVER NEVER LET YOUR PETS EVEN SO MUCH AS SNIFF IT

BATS CAN BE VERY AGGRESSIVE WHEN RABID

YOUR ANIMALS MIGHT WANT TO EAT IT

THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS REMOVE ALL ANIMALS FROM THE SITUATION AND CALL YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL FOR THEM TO COME GET IT

most rabid animals will not foam at the mouth and display the stereotypical behavior that people associate with rabies

Rabid bats are a huge problem in many southern states in the USA and are responsible for hundreds of pet deaths every year

 If you see any wild mammal acting overly aggressive, disoriented, or showing a unexplained lack of fear towards humans, call animal control immediately

Only mammals can get rabies; birds, fish, reptiles and amphibians do not. Most cases of rabies occur in wild animals — mainly skunks, raccoons, bats, coyotes, and foxes

Sorry for the rant this is just REALLY REALLY important

Ive lost animals to Rabies like this before

Please please spread this and save pet owners a great deal of heartache

242,980 notes
posted on Jun 29
Via seriouslymarissa
  
thehomonextdoor:

this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it

thehomonextdoor:

this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it

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